I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.
Everyone loves Gatsby, but everyone also seems to forget how depressing it really is. A t-shirt for smug literary pessimists….
1) Salt fixes problems
2) If you suspect someone of being a demon, throw Holy Water in their face
3) cake =/= pie
4) You can get ANYWHERE in the U.S. in just under a day when driving a Chevy Impala
5) If you use Rock Names as alias’ you wont get caught
6) Death = Class As Fuck
7) All motels,…
What I’m reading. I love Neil Gaiman. I dream of sitting at his feet and him weaving story after story for me.
So, according to the internet, there’s this new craze in Japan…
The Wolverine trailer.
Set in Japan.
Looks totally badass.
Hugh Jackman just gets better with age.
Gregory Peck reading (with thanks to Becky)
Ladies, for argument’s sake, let us say
that I’ve seen my fair share of ding-a-ling, member and jock,
of todger and nudger and percy and...
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